You lot are mentioning this quite a bit.

Have a I missed a memo?

You lot are mentioning this quite a bit.

Have a I missed a memo?

http://www.geocities.com/howtodressemo/

Emo

Punk music on estrogen. Often acoustic guitar with soft, high male vocals that dwell exessively on the singer's feelings, especially melancholy remembrances of past relationships/mistakes in life. A form of music that diverged from punk in the '80s, the name "emo" is derived from the emotive style of the lyrics and music. This genre has lately been marketed heavily by the music industry to teenagers with bands such as Dashboard Confessional and Taking Back Sunday, and has seen much commercial and mainstream success. The music has also spawned a subculture which conforms to certain conventions in dress such as tight sweatshirts, tight band T-shirts and horn-rim glasses. Adherents profess to exessively melancholy temperments. Males that adhere to the emo subculture are sometimes confused with metrosexuals; indeed the line between the two is somwhat blurred, though both groups claim to be intouch with their emotional side. The ephemeral and hackneyed nature of emo songwriting suggests that its audience will be restricted largely to teenagers. the genre suffers from a lack of credibility outside the aforementioned demographic group, much like current Nu Metal bands.

girlfriend: C'mon, lets have sex.
boyfriend: I'm too sad to have sex.
girlfriend: I'm sad too; lets have sex and cry.
boyfriend: I'm already crying.

So gay?

In a nutshell.

Nu Metal bands.



nu metal has died hasnt it?? :confused: since Korn and linkin park wandered off they ain got anything carrying it!! or is there some NEW nu metal bands??? :D

josh

Nu metal sucks, I'm currently rediscovering my love of old metal, Deep Purples Machine head is my current fave album.

*keeps mouth shut..* (in fear of raising controversy)


:p

Emo's;

Those wierdo's with a stripey sock on their arms, bad make up, pale skin, like a posh goth with a trust fund that look like tranvestite lesbo's.

Often seen crying about their own self indulgence in public places.

http://www.talkaudio.co.uk/vbb/member.php?u=8102

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i swear this topic gets brought up at least once a week!! :neutral:
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not that im against the forums hatred for all things emo... (except the fit girls...:twisted: )

Some of the emo slvts have got cute feet though...emo feet :D emo'eet :lol: emeet :lol: :clown:


Alright alright, i'll get my coat meh :(

Emo
The genre suffers from a lack of credibility outside the aforementioned demographic group


Hmm. No sh1t


Those wierdo's with a stripey sock on their arms, bad make up, pale skin, like a posh goth with a trust fund that look like tranvestite lesbo's.


Closer....


So gay?


Bingo!

guessing your opposed to emos then doc!! haha :p


even the ones with cute feet?? :shake: lol

www.emoscum.org

Anyone any good with flash?

We could re-record the "badgerbadgerbadger" thing...

Emo emo emo emo emo emo emo emo emo emo emo emo emo emo emo emo
MAKE UP MAKE UP!
Emo emo emo emo emo emo emo emo emo emo emo emo emo emo emo emo
Ohhhh nooooo he'ssss killled himseeeelllf, cos he's an...
Emo emo emo emo emo emo emo emo emo emo emo emo emo emo emo emo

etc etc :D

B

instead of the knee-bending badgers, you can have wrist slitting emo's.

Awesome.

I was thinking of sobbing emos...although wrist slitting could be an idea.

Sadly, I don't have Flash and can't be arsed to animate a GIF!

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ahh thankyou benny, i quickly scanned this page for my name and you kindly put in a link to my profile.

i do enjoy my emo girls. however i don't actually listen to a lot of emo music.

and has anyone here heard of the band tokio hotel...
heres a pic of there lead singer....
http://globals.universal-music.de/get_image.php?548766226,picture,150,
oh and thats a he, not a she.

they are the epitamy of emo.

isnt emo short for cnut?

Yes.

Yes it is.

good, thought it was, looked it up in the dictionary and thats the only description.

"emo" - to be a cnut. to look like a tw@t and to be an irritating focker

ahh thankyou benny, i quickly scanned this page for my name and you kindly put in a link to my profile.

i do enjoy my emo girls. however i don't actually listen to a lot of emo music.

and has anyone here heard of the band tokio hotel...
heres a pic of there lead singer....
http://globals.universal-music.de/get_image.php?548766226,picture,150,
oh and thats a he, not a she.

they are the epitamy of emo.

thats a guy :wow:

Jesus...I wouldn't want to go on the rampage around any emos. You could unleash the fury in a sausage-fest and you wouldn't even know...

I can't believe that's a bloke though. Why...WHY would you want to look like a chick?!

B

I can't believe that's a bloke though. Why...WHY would you want to look like a chick?!

B

Lesbians? :confused:

An emo served me up sausage in wetherspoons in Saffron Walden, he was crying after.

Presumably because you'd just punched him in the face for looking like a cnut and whining on about how miserable his life was I hope?

Tokio Hotel? Maybe I'll not bother... :whatever:

Something about me crushing the soul of the pork product and how it's spirit will bring bad karma on the emo folk, i then glassed him with a bottle of ginger ale.

An emo served me up sausage in wetherspoons in Saffron Walden, he was crying after.

personally - i would cry if i served you up sausage

i thought you prefered pullig in chippys

Chip shop birds are on the whole easy, emo's in spoons are a different story.

At least the toilets had won an award for clenliness.

ok
watch this video
thats emo
100%
http://youtube.com/watch?v=aDZ-2867vbw&search=tokio%20hotel%20him

and DAMN he's pretty. give it boobs and i'd try it on in a club.

I'd hit it.

Spray on some perfume and gaffer-tape the sausage out of the way...then 'Fega up and give him something to cry about :D

B

I'd hit it.

B

with a baseball bat?

with a baseball bat?

Yup.

He's unconscious.....and....warm...:D

B

Yup.

He's unconscious.....and....warm...:D

B

warmth is an option i suppose. if cold u can get that lube that warms

Or a blowtorch.

B

*mental note* (stay away from benny and this "baz w" character)

p.s. find some of this so called "warming" lube....:twisted:

mmmm. crispy

*mental note* (stay away from benny and this "baz w" character)

p.s. find some of this so called "warming" lube....:twisted:

Bah, i tried durex warm on holiday, absolutely nothing. i'd say "room temperature" would be the best way to describe its heat.

Add more chilli oil then!

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Bah, i tried durex warm on holiday, absolutely nothing. i'd say "room temperature" would be the best way to describe its heat.

in that case its barbeque lighting gel and a zippo

Ahhhh he's a proper shim.

Do you reckon he wore (stiil does probably) his mums shoes and lippy when younger?

I can't belive he tried lubing with dry soap, that **** stings.

ok
watch this video
thats emo
100%
http://youtube.com/watch?v=aDZ-2867vbw&search=tokio%20hotel%20him

and DAMN he's pretty. give it boobs and i'd try it on in a club.
What The Fook is that :chunks:
Bloody'ell :wow: Is that thing human????

with a baseball bat?

Nope. 12oz club hammer :love: :D

That Tokio Hotel guy would make an alright looking bird :lol:

But damn, they are awful...gimme Panic! At The Disco any day :raz: