Because todays evening viewing includes how to buy a house and telling a large chick what jeans to buy.

So funnily enough the bold guy and ugly chick are telling the doc that the house he likes is rubbish and this other one is better as its a better 'investment'. I wonder where they got their finance degrees from? :shake: I find it highly amusing that professionals spend years training in investment yet these two idiots come along pretending to be actors and are now the experts. If I would have know this I would have gone to drama school. God forbid the gullible British public buy a goddamn house to live in.

And then we have the larger bodied chick. She needs to be told what jeans to buy because apparently fat bypasses the brains power decide clothes. 'Oh I'm fat, people don't love me...blah blah blah' coupled with a gay sounding chap (why are they always gay sounding :confused: Can people who sound straight not dress properly?) are running riot on tv and apparently its great viewing.

So I'm off to iron my shirt...hope I can do it as Channel 4 are yet to make a show teaching my feable mind how to do this.

I do detest the shows where women are told they need to be more confident about "who they are" etc etc when a lot of them are quite simply fat. Stop whinging and get to the gym love. And don't eat that bag of doughnuts. It's not that tricky. But oh no, its not a bad thing, you're just "curvy" (obese). Look at that lovely bum (oh yes, it vaguely resembles pluto in proportions, though its gravitational pull is stronger). Combine this with the fact that I have yet to meet a woman who is not confident enough to at least be a manipulative bitch every now and then and I start to get a little annoyed. And yes, why are the presenters always gay? It's not a ****ing requirement for a bit of common sense (if you're morbidly obese, lycra shorts are a no no) in reality I'm sure. Either that or they've got stupid names (trinny?!) and grope the person in a way that, if I were to do it, would see me 30 seconds later bent over in a prison cubicle gaining a first hand understanding of why the man behind me is called "big" dave despite only being 5'9". In short, I agree.

Jeezzzz whats up with you two!

Get off your soapboxes!

Is this Location Location Location your talking about?

I did not see tonights but how dare you diss it!

Them two know what to buy in a house and that is why the show is so popular.

I'd do her. ;)

I do detest the shows where women are told they need to be more confident about "who they are" etc etc when a lot of them are quite simply fat. Stop whinging and get to the gym love. And don't eat that bag of doughnuts. It's not that tricky. But oh no, its not a bad thing, you're just "curvy" (obese). Look at that lovely bum (oh yes, it vaguely resembles pluto in proportions, though its gravitational pull is stronger). Combine this with the fact that I have yet to meet a woman who is not confident enough to at least be a manipulative bitch every now and then and I start to get a little annoyed. And yes, why are the presenters always gay? It's not a ****ing requirement for a bit of common sense (if you're morbidly obese, lycra shorts are a no no) in reality I'm sure. Either that or they've got stupid names (trinny?!) and grope the person in a way that, if I were to do it, would see me 30 seconds later bent over in a prison cubicle gaining a first hand understanding of why the man behind me is called "big" dave despite only being 5'9". In short, I agree.

Ahem

By the looks of it people are getting too lazy to think for themselves and the fact that last nights show had the word naked in it despite no nudity :shake: just goes to show how unimaginative the gay sounding (and most peobably very straight in real life) chaps at channel 4 are.

LOL @ GMC, too true mate! A lady stops being a lady when she waddles not walks

Too many munters about

Lazy Jack I was principally referring to the other programme mentioned, I don't even watch those house ones even just to slate them as they are too much of a waste of my life!

I just don't like this whole culture (not just on tv) that it's OK to be fat (remember half the country is now overweight or worse). It isn't. In every aspect from rising taxes to dying early and leaving your kids just because you couldn't say no to a bit of chocolate and decided to watch trisha instead of doing something active and worthwhile. My feelings have been strengthened by travelling in europe. In england, you can get some pretty mediocre women who think they are god's gift and should be plastered on every magazine cover. The magazines themselves strengthen this view by showing pictures of fat celebrities (sorry, i mean "curvy") and saying it's ok. Alas there is a difference between fat and curvy they don't seem to comprehend. Go to somewhere like sweden and you are immediately struck by how many fit women there are around. Look closer and you'll see that it's got a lot to do with the fact that very very few of them are remotely fat. What we would call "fit" over here is just normal over there. This is the way it should be, unfortunately we have followed more from the americans and now seem to believe that being a lazy slob is perfectly ok. God I'm doing another rant, I'm gonna get round to the gf's I think (no she's not fat :D )!

Amen...

the amount of fat people at work who are on daft diets that allow them to eat whatever they want 6 days of the week so long as they eat low fat food one day of the week is silly.

some diets are soo stupid, they all go on about them at breakfast.. oh i'm on a red day today, i can eat as much meat and fat as i like.. as long as i drink water :confused:

you just feel like saying.. if you want to lose weight.. watch your calories.. eat less of them, and do a bit of excersise.. but no.. they eat by these stupid diets.. which are still full of crap but because its a "professional diet" they think they are losing weitht.. even though they will still be fat cvnts in 5 years time

haha i know what you mean Also these people that buy stupid crap off them health channels on sky, thinking that they are some miracle that is gonna make them lose weight. Although im fat so cant really complain

and old people who drink them "healthy" yogurt drinks such as actimel and muller vitality and yakult like its medicine which will keep them alive forever.. when in reality its just liquid yogurt :lol:


and people who are living on pomegranite juice like its some miracle cure for all disease :lol: also old people.. i think whatever it says in the paper health section they believe

and old people who drink them "healthy" yogurt drinks such as actimel and muller vitality and yakult like its medicine which will keep them alive forever.. when in reality its just liquid yogurt :lol:


and people who are living on pomegranite juice like its some miracle cure for all disease :lol: also old people.. i think whatever it says in the paper health section they believe

Every wannabe doctor is in the Metro these days and I swear everything on that paper spreads like wild fire. Doctor says drink some watered down yogurt then next day everyone on the tube has one :lol: :lol: